Seth Meyer’s SNL take on the Phelms/Bong-gate scandal is genius.
And it reminded me of one of the first things I ever put online:
“Smack, Crackhead, Pot”
But wait, there’s more!
“Snap, Crackle, Pope”
“Snap Krackle, King of Pop” – The Breakfast of Pedophiles
“Snoop, Krackle Pop”
My brother dropped by and ending up making me and my roomie LAUGH with tales of raising my 2 year old nephew.
SPRING HAS SPRUNG!!!
And from everything I’ve every been told about birds & bees, this is SEXY TIME!
But let me just clarify that the birds and the bees story is not to be taken literally. I’ll never forget the first time I poured honey down my pants and tried to have sex with an Ostrich.
It took 3 or 4 gnarly kicks to the head before I realized that birds, even flightless ones, need to a bit of romance to get in the mood.
But once there are sparksâ€¦let me tell you, “Once you go feather, you’ll never have better!”
Over the weekend, Andicat and I
made discovered this Little known Dharma Initiative training video that explains the Pornographic intentions of the Hanso Foundation. (Includes sample clip from LOST Porn movie, â€œArctic Heart, Tropic Loinsâ€)
PLEASE SHARE WITH LOST FANS!
I write a humorous (NSFW) newsletter for a client. This is from the Vday edition:
Is there anything worse than Valentineâ€™s Day?
old spice hair and body wash:
I’m the #1 Google result for “ping pong balls shoot out of vagina”
It is hard to argue with pancakes.